Cars are nothing if owned by dickheads. 

"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota) 03/19/2018 at 11:26 • Filed to: Ranting philosophy

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Cool car? Hell yeah. Cool owner? (Warning: rant)

Hell no.

This, good people of Oppo, is one of many cool cars owned by perhaps one of the least cool people ever. He shops at the new Sam’s club where my mom works and this spot where he parks isn’t even a parking spot at all. This is where Club Pickup customers are supposed to park their cars to pick up what they ordered online, and my mom’s job is to load their stuff into their car. That isn’t possible to do when this asswipe parks his car in the way, so people just leave. That, and he walks around the store just and acts like he’s better than everyone else. He also owns a Huracan LP 580-2 and Aston Martin DB9 and God knows what else. Sure, these are some damn nice cool cars but it’s not anything when owned by a massive jerk.

That is all. Go back to your shitposting.

fintail > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:30

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It’d be a real shame if a shopping cart slammed into it at high speed. A crying shame. Even worse if it hit the owner too.

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:31

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I say this ferrari warrants being filled with stickers.

PatBateman > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:34

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Tow it. Film reaction of said asshat owner.

WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:35

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You and your mom need to drive separately, then park on either side of him and box him in.

Then spend 4 hours just browsing the aisles...

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 03/19/2018 at 11:36

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Step 3 - profit!

PatBateman > WilliamsSW 03/19/2018 at 11:36

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I wasn’t going to say it, but yes, YouTube would pay handsomely for this video.

My bird IS the word > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:38

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What’s sad is that management probably believes he is better than everyone too. I’d tow his fucking car and when he complains I will kindly ask him to never shop here if he doesn’t like it.

Funktheduck > My bird IS the word 03/19/2018 at 11:44

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Companies, especially big corporations, won’t do that kind of thing. 1. Fear of being sued. 2. Fear of negative comments online.

boredalways > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:44

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I wonder if I can push this cart int OH SHIT HE JUST TOOK A PICTURE! Dammit...next time, jerk.

Tekamul > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 11:46

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I’d plant a lawn chair right on that far curb, and have the nearest town truck on speed dial. With Sam’s biggest bag of popcorn.

My bird IS the word > Funktheduck 03/19/2018 at 11:54

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1. get a cop. ticket, no lawsuit. 2. would rather lose 1 customer than lose 10-15. Managers won’t do this because they are dickless in general and only care about their own job, not about customers nor store performance unless it drops below a certain level.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > PatBateman 03/19/2018 at 11:55

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Until he says “fuck” and the video gets demonetized :(

450X_FTW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 12:03

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I feel the same way about people who park in the loading zone at Home Depot, only to return 2 hours later after purchasing a few paint brushes.......

TheRevanchist > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 12:04

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arl > PatBateman 03/19/2018 at 12:08

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Tow it.

Wacko > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 12:13

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nothing our good friends mr gas can and mr matches can’t fix.

on the plus side, people will just think the Ferrari is doing Ferrari stuff.

boxrocket > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/19/2018 at 12:44

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Not if you bleep it.

boxrocket > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 12:46

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Bribe the cart fetchers/pushers and have them block it in for an hour.

PatBateman > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/19/2018 at 12:46

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Nah, just bleep it out. If it works for prime time television, it’ll work for YouTube.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 14:16

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Oooh I hate that. Love to see a corral of carts to just appear around his car. Not touching the car, but just something to inconvenience the Dbag when he wants to leave

CaptDale - is secretly British > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 19:48

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I would have it towed

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/19/2018 at 21:28

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Forklfit+ 20 pallets= ruins someones day.

Extra points if you have pallets of douches.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW 03/20/2018 at 17:16

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I would have to spend a day in the aisles, he already spends 4 hours browsing the aisles and buying nothing

WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/20/2018 at 17:19

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I’m sure he’d buy more if he could fit in his car.

WTF is wrong with this dude? Either his last name is Walton or he’s actively fucking with Sam’s Club’s customers.

Although, if he’s in the store for 4 hours, that gives you a LOT of time to bring friends over and play ‘catch’ with the shopping carts down in the loading area...